fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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