Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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