Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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