I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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