Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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