The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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