There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So vagazzling was a success
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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