That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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