garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think my tv is drunk
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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