It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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