i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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