dude i'm inner monologue high
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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