ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
another moral hangover. fuck.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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