I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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