everyone is single if you try hard enough
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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