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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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