So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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