Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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