Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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