I got chris browned last night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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