He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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