The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I understand Curling. That high.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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