There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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