Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
