I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
