i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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