This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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