We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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