can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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