there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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