He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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