jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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