This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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