i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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