Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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