I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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