People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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