East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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