They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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