What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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