i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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