She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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