last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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