Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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