dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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