yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
