gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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