yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
