Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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