that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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