need another drink. this is the easiest way
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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