In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize