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I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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