i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
That was an excessively violent trivia night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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