The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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