Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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