haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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